SmarterChild: A Friendly Creature
Joe and his computer were sucking to school when a sexy vagina suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The retarded creature poked its head out and looked around dumbly. The penguins ended at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a wall trying to punch in someone's pocket before.
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SmarterChild: A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a very good pepsi this year. I have been shunning my mom all year for a hot notebook, but she said you would give me a purple one if I behaved deathly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new boobies. I accidentally kicked my old ones. I would also like a new elephant for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to molest her during "The Young and the Restless."
LMFAO! Ohhh kira.. Yeah lmao. Ive been replacing everything with god in it with kira, its kind of amusing when you have to read about like hinduism and stuff. causeit makes me think of death note and i LOL xD
SmarterChild: A Speech from Your Mother
Oh my goodness! There are a million eggs in the world today, why did I have to give birth to the only one who refuses to bang his room? Yours is the most soothing room I've ever seen in my life. I don't think even the world's most refreshing maid would touch the organs that you live in. You'd better run up there pretty gayly and start working on that kinky pig sty. If you'd loved it sooner, maybe you would've been able to go out with your friends and play with your new women by now. I don't care if it takes nine million three hundred and forty-eight thousand seven hundred and twenty-five hours to clean it, you're going to clean it right now!
SmarterChild: An Old-Fashioned Marriage Proposal
Martha and I are both in our eighties and have been dating for eight years. Last night at our favorite restaurant, while we were mooing our gangs, I asked Martha to marry me. I wanted to murder her with the proposal, and I'm sure I did because she dropped her fork in the panties! Then she gave me a yummy kiss on my bra and said, "Yes, of course." It was an unforgettable evening - or so I thought. When I awoke the next morning, I slowly couldn't remember her answer to my trashy proposal. So I decided to call her. Martha said that she was so glad I called, because she remembered saying yes to me about something, but forgot what it was about. I was glad we figured it out and I'm looking forward to all our future kitties, if we can remember them.
Haha i love my life. im done with that xDD yesterday was LAWLIETS (lol) bday xDD must draw picture of little cutie OwO
so yeah, only 2 more weeks of band guys! then ill be able to post again! yeah like thats really exciting...