SmarterChild: A Friendly Creature
Joe and his computer were sucking to school when a sexy vagina suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The retarded creature poked its head out and looked around dumbly. The penguins ended at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a wall trying to punch in someone's pocket before.
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SmarterChild: A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a very good pepsi this year. I have been shunning my mom all year for a hot notebook, but she said you would give me a purple one if I behaved deathly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new boobies. I accidentally k